As I recall them. These are my Top 5 moments from the start of the board, and during the time I was actively lurking/posting.
Yours will most likely differ.
Note: This is not an attempt to stir up shit, just nostalgia so calm down. Also, the order is just random. No event is more prominent than the other, it's just how I wrote it.
ELRY vs SGT: This was hilarious from beginning to end. Elry went to visit Sheila and hilarity ensued. Apparently she expected Elry to be a multi-millionaire bodybuilder/male model. I still remember Elry's remarks about SGT's drinking habits and odor. I have rarely laughed so hard.
Hobies Heart-Attack: This was scary and prompted Hobes to make me the first board Admin. I remember Gobby e-mailing me about how she couldn't get ahold of him. Thankfully, the old turd pulled through and we were cursed blessed with him for many more years.
The Mass SS Migration: I think I was like number 10 or so to make it here, after that is all history. Heavy-handed enforcement and nazi admins caused us to seek a "promised land". We ended up with RS, but hey...
The Chew Wars: While Juked made a good showing, 2Man got continously owned and eventually faded. Was a funny "gang" while they lasted, with numerous accounts of board hijinks. Strange as it sounds, I miss them sometimes.
MissLadyJane: Where to start? Oh boy. This lady was nuttier than a squirrel turd. Claimed she was psychic and foretold 911. Was called to task and eventually ran off after she attempted to predict the next Survivor winner, and failed miserably. Her claim to fame: Appeared on the TV show "That's Incredible!" claiming she could perform brain transplants on ants...that's right: ants. Also believed that her predictions came to her via a small grey alien man that appeared to her at night next to her toilet. I've taken a few intense shits in my life, but I have never seen an alien and prophesied while dropping a deuce. She needs more fiber.
Yours will most likely differ.
Note: This is not an attempt to stir up shit, just nostalgia so calm down. Also, the order is just random. No event is more prominent than the other, it's just how I wrote it.
ELRY vs SGT: This was hilarious from beginning to end. Elry went to visit Sheila and hilarity ensued. Apparently she expected Elry to be a multi-millionaire bodybuilder/male model. I still remember Elry's remarks about SGT's drinking habits and odor. I have rarely laughed so hard.
Hobies Heart-Attack: This was scary and prompted Hobes to make me the first board Admin. I remember Gobby e-mailing me about how she couldn't get ahold of him. Thankfully, the old turd pulled through and we were cursed blessed with him for many more years.
The Mass SS Migration: I think I was like number 10 or so to make it here, after that is all history. Heavy-handed enforcement and nazi admins caused us to seek a "promised land". We ended up with RS, but hey...
The Chew Wars: While Juked made a good showing, 2Man got continously owned and eventually faded. Was a funny "gang" while they lasted, with numerous accounts of board hijinks. Strange as it sounds, I miss them sometimes.
MissLadyJane: Where to start? Oh boy. This lady was nuttier than a squirrel turd. Claimed she was psychic and foretold 911. Was called to task and eventually ran off after she attempted to predict the next Survivor winner, and failed miserably. Her claim to fame: Appeared on the TV show "That's Incredible!" claiming she could perform brain transplants on ants...that's right: ants. Also believed that her predictions came to her via a small grey alien man that appeared to her at night next to her toilet. I've taken a few intense shits in my life, but I have never seen an alien and prophesied while dropping a deuce. She needs more fiber.
