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Blue NoYellow	Lick my scrote, Vegas!	Lead	[-]
Posts: 12591 (01/18/09 2:58 PM) Teflonicus Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Tags : None I got a subpoena in the mail yesterday to show up on the 21st in a Vegas courtroom on a fraud case. 3 years ago some dudes tried to pass counterfeit checks on my ex-company's account - I notified the bank and they said their fraud division would handle the whole thing. um, thanks. This was during the time the company was shutting down operations, so, like, any records and shit are gone and buried in some storage unit somewhere in California. Plus, I sent copies of the real check and the fake one to the bank, which I am guessing is the one who chased down the baddies and got the police involved. I got shit for memory details, no access to email archives, and frankly I'm not too interested in flying out there from Charlotte. The $25/day witness fee they're offering ain't enticing me; I want to play at least two blackjack deals on their dime. If I don't show up and the judge issues a bench warrent, will Carolina extradict me or am I only in danger if I enter Nevada?
Hobie Lapatka		#1	[-]
Posts: 36321 (01/18/09 3:16 PM) Uh. Let me guess... Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Dayum! That sounds like some really fucked up shit B. Other than that, I got nothin.
susieq.survivorsucks		#2	[-]
Posts: 187 (01/18/09 3:19 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Have you called the DA's office and explained to them that you live in Carolina now, have a baby, a steady job, and don't have the time or money to fly there back and forth on your own? They may at least pay for your plane ticket. Try to get them to comp for a hotel room 9and food) too. They will tell you that you are scheduled to testify on Tuesday but in actuality, you end up testifying on friday. Sugar and spice and everything nice!
Glenda Yenta		#3	[-]
Posts: 3701 (01/18/09 3:22 PM) Lunateec Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	In a case like this, don't they usually do a deposition near where you live?
Karolinn		#4	[-]
Posts: 11057 (01/18/09 3:24 PM) Witty subnic goes here Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Wow, sorry bny, this entire thing doesn't sound worth the effort. But of course you need to make certain you have the legal bases covered. I'm not sure you can refuse a subpeona.
susieq.survivorsucks		#5	[-]
Posts: 189 (01/18/09 3:26 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	The courts are screwy. I had to testify in a murder trail three times (original and two appeals). They always told me that I was set to testify on a certain day but I never did. The first trail I took off work when I was originally supposed to testify. After that, I had them call me the day before to let me know that i would be up the next day and the expected time. I didn't want to waste my leave just waiting around. Sugar and spice and everything nice!
Blue NoYellow		#6	[-]
Posts: 12592 (01/18/09 3:53 PM) Teflonicus Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I didn't open the mail until today, and the courts are probably closed tomorrow for the holiday. Can I call and leave a message, maybe use a fake accent "Blue von Yellow is not I, und he most definitely not live here at zis address." Let's say I didn't open my mail (therefore this thread is an illusion), can't I say I was never served?
HarrDean		#7	[-]
Posts: 1376 (01/18/09 4:04 PM) It's better to curse the darkness than to light a candle. Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	When given lemons, make lemonade. Take 4-5 thousand dollars and go for 2-4 days. Maybe they'll call you next month also. Google™ is your friend
Hobie Lapatka		#8	[-]
Posts: 36322 (01/18/09 4:10 PM) Uh. Let me guess... Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Blue NoYellow wrote: I didn't open the mail until today, and the courts are probably closed tomorrow for the holiday. Can I call and leave a message, maybe use a fake accent "Blue von Yellow is not I, und he most definitely not live here at zis address." Let's say I didn't open my mail (therefore this thread is an illusion), can't I say I was never served? If they didn't send you the sup via registered mail or any other conveyence they could track and prove that you received the sup I don't know how they could ever prove you got it. If that's the case I think you're golden.
Blue NoYellow		#9	[-]
Posts: 12593 (01/18/09 4:17 PM) Teflonicus Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	ooooh, not certified at all. In fact, it's dated Jan. 7th and addressed to a California address; the server wrote my current address in ink on the envelope.
CadyH		#10	[-]
Posts: 1959 (01/18/09 7:53 PM) Google is our friend! Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Then, sounds like you can say, "What fraud case? I know nothing!"
Glenda Yenta		#11	[-]
Posts: 3720 (01/18/09 7:58 PM) Lunateec Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	What kind of rinky dink judge sends a subpoena like that? That does not compute.
CadyH		#12	[-]
Posts: 1968 (01/18/09 8:09 PM) Google is our friend! Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I heard they were cutting back in teh California budget, but, maybe they can start with overuse of red tape, and not messing up the way the courts run. Or, is that one and the same?
Blue NoYellow		#13	[-]
Posts: 12595 (01/18/09 8:18 PM) Teflonicus Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	The process server sent it, she stamped a 24-hour hotline number for me to let her know that I received it. That's some lazy ass job performance, man! I've spent an hour during football games to figure out whether I have to respond. I figure I'll call the court tomorrow (we'll see if they're open) and let them know it's a hardship for me to appear on 3 days notice. From what I can tell of the UFDA, they can't enforce the subpoena or punishment unless they have a South Carolina court issue a subpoena. Plus, shitty Clark County has a rotten web site. I am annoyed.
Glenda Yenta		#14	[-]
Posts: 3729 (01/18/09 8:20 PM) Lunateec Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	You're in SC and they want you in Vegas? They should either pay for your travel or they should arrange for a local deposition.
HarrDean		#15	[-]
Posts: 1395 (01/18/09 8:43 PM) It's better to curse the darkness than to light a candle. Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Civic duty demands that you take 4-5 thousand dollars and go for 2-4 days. Maybe they'll call you next month also. I see no other alternative. Google™ is your friend
donbrasco4		#16	[-]
Posts: 369 (01/18/09 11:09 PM) Environmental Poindexter Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Tell them you'll testify only if they give you a fully comped room at the Bellagio with a fountain view.
Quiche Lorraine		#17	[-]
Posts: 4163 (01/19/09 10:35 AM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Bluey, you're lucky that you left Cali when you did. This state is becoming a real shithole. Would contacting a local Carolina court clerk sound reasonable for assistance on how to handle a summons issued from a distant jurisdiction?
jane1958		#18	[-]
Posts: 31091 (01/19/09 10:44 AM) double trouble Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I do not think they can enforce a subpeona across state lines.
Glenda Yenta		#19	[-]
Posts: 3759 (01/19/09 11:18 AM) Lunateec Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I still think that they handle this as a deposition and that it does indeed have to involve a local court.
platoshrimp		#20	[-]
Posts: 2139 (01/19/09 12:04 PM) Lunateec Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I think you have to answer this. If not, for the rest of your life, if you take a plane ride and they have to make an emergency landing in Nevada, they will look at your ID and put you in a cell. Didn't you ever see "White Nights"?

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