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bangabong

California Girls vs. Carolina Girls - Now with Mud Wrestling!

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(06/29/09 6:32 PM)

Depraved Masher

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Who's better, California Girls or Carolina Girls? Clearly it will take a bicoastal death match to find out.

In this corner, represented by the Beach Boys, we present California Girls!

Last Edited By: bangabong 06/30/09 10:08 AM. Edited 1 time.

bangabong

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(06/29/09 6:34 PM)

Depraved Masher

And in this corner, represented by General Johnson and the Chairmen of the Board, Carolina Girls!

bangabong

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(06/29/09 6:39 PM)

Depraved Masher

And now, the judges ...

	California Girls	Carolina Girls	Advantage
Band making claim	The Beach Boys	General Johnson and the Chairmen of the Board	California girls
Claim to fame	The cutest in the world	The best in the world (presumably includes being the cutest)	Carolina girls
Opinion about opponent	Southern girls talk funny	California girls are sexy	California girls
Other claims to fame	The girls all get so tan	Sweet southern pearls	Carolina girls
Dance steps	Head-bobbing two-step for stoner dudes and their drunk girlfriends	The Shag -slow-motion jitterbug for really drunk people	Draw
True feelings about …	Wishes all girls could be California girls, suggesting a problem with commitment	Love the way they walk, love the way they talk, they're so fine, they're one of a kind	Carolina girls
Intangibles	Thinks Hawaii is part of California	They make the band say "Woo" with the things they do	Carolina girls

And the winner is ...

CAROLINA GIRLS!

Downpuppy

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(06/29/09 7:26 PM)

Hey Ho!
Let's Go!

heads California, tails Carolina

sluts...Everywhere!

Even --- Cleveland!

Blue NoYellow

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(06/29/09 8:29 PM)

Teflonicus

Does it have to be a death match? Maybe, oh, I don't know, a mud wrasslin' match?

Obviously I am the final authority on this matter, and without the benefit of mud goggles, I can only say that Carolina Girls are better. TO BE CLEAR, they must be Clemson, Furman, Winthrop, CoC or any other institution but 'Cock.

IncrediblyDarkPenguin

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(06/29/09 8:35 PM)

Lunateec

BNY= Dead to me.

Quiche Lorraine

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(06/29/09 8:55 PM)

It appears that a clearly deluded BNY has summarily forsaken his roots as a native Californian.

Isn't it sad, on how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious, that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?

This competition is a no brainer. And who the fuck IS General Johnson and his rabble, anyway?!?

verminous countenance

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(06/29/09 9:15 PM)

nerdly anglophile

Carolina all the way!

NULLUS ANXIETAS

Karolinn

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(06/29/09 9:54 PM)

Witty subnic goes here

Please, men, don't be haters! Love all the wimmins. sigh

Voodidit

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(06/29/09 10:35 PM)

Lunatic

I was born in CA but am now Carolina to the bone.

bangabong

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(06/30/09 10:06 AM)

Depraved Masher

Mud Wrestling Rematch!

bangabong

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(06/30/09 10:07 AM)

Depraved Masher

And the winner is ...

CAROLINA GIRLS!

eta: She cleans up good.

Last Edited By: bangabong 06/30/09 10:11 AM. Edited 1 times.

platoshrimp

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(06/30/09 12:02 PM)

Lunateec

This thread needs a good mosquito repellent.

Cr0tch

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(07/04/09 4:33 PM)

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Blue NoYellow wrote:
Obviously I am the final authority on this matter, and without the benefit of mud goggles, I can only say that Carolina Girls are better.

Dude, wake up and smell the fuck you.

Miss Teen California 2007:

Miss Teen South Carolina 2007:

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children."

WINNER: California

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