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GregBuisIsADick |
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Not that it has any relevance to my dipping my quill in her inkpot, but I haven't heard HFI2 mention a boyfriend yet. Or a girlfriend.
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CadyH |
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I kinda think Greg believes what he's saying!!
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Wild Jazie |
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I believe everything he says, you just have to read between the lines.
Like this: but I haven't heard HFI2 mention a boyfriend yet. Or a girlfriend.means: she hasn't talked with him yet, and he hasn't been within eavesdropping distance yet. |
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GregBuisIsADick |
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Her ass has definitely talked to me: "GBIAD, love me, squeeze me, bite me, motorboat me," it said. Quite the little Chatty Cathy, actually.
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Wild Jazie |
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You mean shes a female version of Ace Venture, Pet Detective?
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HarrDean |
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GregBuisIsADick wrote:Now if only yuo could write dialogue like that all the time. Google⢠is your friend |
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Wild Jazie |
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TY for telling him that, I was afraid he would put her ass on you tube.
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CadyH |
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Wild Jazie wrote: I think it's more he wants to put his tube in her ass, Jazie. |
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Glenda Yenta |
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Do you actually leer at this intern? She won't know you're interested if you don't.
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GregBuisIsADick |
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Oh by the way, she hasn't had the Lasik surgery yet. Tuesday was just the consultation to make sure her...orbs...are good candidates for the procedure.
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Sweaty Butcher1 |
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GregBuisIsADick wrote: I haven't dated in 10 years so I might be a bit rusty, but I'm thinking you need to start out with some slow introductory conversation that will portray you in a non-threatening light. Just kinda ease her into the thought process of sacrificing her last shred of dignity and self-respect. Start out with something you know... like "What is your favorite drink into which I could slip a roofie" or something equally subtle such as "I was just reading this article in the newspaper about cute fluffy bunnies, and it made me wonder -- do you fuck on the first date?". If this doesn't work, you might want to be a bit more direct and ask her "So have you ever deepthroated 7.62 CM?"
I've Got Some Rage.
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GregBuisIsADick |
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If this doesn't work, you might want to be a bit more direct and ask her "So have you ever deepthroated 7.62 CM?" Unnecessary. I know for a FACT she's never deepthroated you. |
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OreIda |
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Start leaving her candy heart messages on her desk.
Chicks dig that. |
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GregBuisIsADick |
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So earlier today our doorbell thingy fell off the wall. Naturally, we assigned our male intern to put it back up. So he askes, "Does it need to be fixed
first?" HFI2 pipes up, "No, it doesn't have to be fixed, it just needs to be mounted." Y'all will never know the psychic toll it cost me
not to make an inappropriate wise-crack...
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jane1958 |
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I appreciate your reserve on that GBIAD, you missed the chance to make her turn beet red.
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platoshrimp |
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jane1958 wrote: He also missed his chance to have a nice chat in Human Resources |
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CadyH |
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Which might lead to a date with someone in taht department.
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GregBuisIsADick |
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So she has a couple of tats. She's got the first initial of her first name above her right wrist and she's got another tat which I haven't gotten a
good look at yet on the back of her left arm above her elbow. I haven't seen these before because this is the first day she's worn short sleeves.
I'm not a big fan of tats on chix, but at least I won't feel bad dickslapping her now.
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buy one get one free |
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Male intern is already nailing HFI2. It's obvious.
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GregBuisIsADick |
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Wouldn't surprise me. Fucker is in a band. And let's face it: he's pretty easy on the eyes.
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