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GregBuisIsADick		#81	[-]
Posts: 18324 (01/28/09 3:26 PM) PEESITTER the Playgroper Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Not that it has any relevance to my dipping my quill in her inkpot, but I haven't heard HFI2 mention a boyfriend yet. Or a girlfriend.
CadyH		#82	[-]
Posts: 2238 (01/28/09 3:30 PM) Google is our friend! Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I kinda think Greg believes what he's saying!!
Wild Jazie		#83	[-]
Posts: 4426 (01/28/09 11:17 PM) Lunatickled Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I believe everything he says, you just have to read between the lines. Like this: but I haven't heard HFI2 mention a boyfriend yet. Or a girlfriend. means: she hasn't talked with him yet, and he hasn't been within eavesdropping distance yet.
GregBuisIsADick		#84	[-]
Posts: 18326 (01/28/09 11:51 PM) PEESITTER the Playgroper Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Her ass has definitely talked to me: "GBIAD, love me, squeeze me, bite me, motorboat me," it said. Quite the little Chatty Cathy, actually.
Wild Jazie		#85	[-]
Posts: 4435 (01/28/09 11:54 PM) Lunatickled Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	You mean shes a female version of Ace Venture, Pet Detective?
HarrDean		#86	[-]
Posts: 1634 (01/29/09 12:00 AM) It's better to curse the darkness than to light a candle. Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	GregBuisIsADick wrote: Her ass has definitely talked to me: "GBIAD, love me, squeeze me, bite me, motorboat me," it said. Quite the little Chatty Cathy, actually. Now if only yuo could write dialogue like that all the time. Google™ is your friend
Wild Jazie		#87	[-]
Posts: 4436 (01/29/09 12:10 AM) Lunatickled Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	TY for telling him that, I was afraid he would put her ass on you tube.
CadyH		#88	[-]
Posts: 2257 (01/29/09 1:38 AM) Google is our friend! Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Wild Jazie wrote: TY for telling him that, I was afraid he would put her ass on you tube. I think it's more he wants to put his tube in her ass, Jazie.
Glenda Yenta		#89	[-]
Posts: 3981 (01/29/09 9:03 AM) Lunateec Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Do you actually leer at this intern? She won't know you're interested if you don't.
GregBuisIsADick		#90	[-]
Posts: 18330 (01/29/09 11:22 AM) PEESITTER the Playgroper Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Oh by the way, she hasn't had the Lasik surgery yet. Tuesday was just the consultation to make sure her...orbs...are good candidates for the procedure.
Sweaty Butcher1		#91	[-]
Posts: 400 (01/29/09 12:07 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	GregBuisIsADick wrote: Well of course I've talked to her. She is the office peon, after all, and I've loaded her up a bunch of irritating tasks. But I haven't had the kind of heart-to-heart talk with her that I want. You know what I mean...the kind of talk that begins with me saying, "So, is there any particular reason why you still have your clothes on?" I haven't dated in 10 years so I might be a bit rusty, but I'm thinking you need to start out with some slow introductory conversation that will portray you in a non-threatening light. Just kinda ease her into the thought process of sacrificing her last shred of dignity and self-respect. Start out with something you know... like "What is your favorite drink into which I could slip a roofie" or something equally subtle such as "I was just reading this article in the newspaper about cute fluffy bunnies, and it made me wonder -- do you fuck on the first date?". If this doesn't work, you might want to be a bit more direct and ask her "So have you ever deepthroated 7.62 CM?" I've Got Some Rage.
GregBuisIsADick		#92	[-]
Posts: 18331 (01/29/09 12:13 PM) PEESITTER the Playgroper Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	If this doesn't work, you might want to be a bit more direct and ask her "So have you ever deepthroated 7.62 CM?" Unnecessary. I know for a FACT she's never deepthroated you.
OreIda		#93	[-]
Posts: 7727 (01/29/09 1:37 PM) Trembling in a golden haze Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Start leaving her candy heart messages on her desk. Chicks dig that.
GregBuisIsADick		#94	[-]
Posts: 18332 (01/29/09 4:43 PM) PEESITTER the Playgroper Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	So earlier today our doorbell thingy fell off the wall. Naturally, we assigned our male intern to put it back up. So he askes, "Does it need to be fixed first?" HFI2 pipes up, "No, it doesn't have to be fixed, it just needs to be mounted." Y'all will never know the psychic toll it cost me not to make an inappropriate wise-crack...
jane1958		#95	[-]
Posts: 31152 (01/29/09 4:55 PM) double trouble Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I appreciate your reserve on that GBIAD, you missed the chance to make her turn beet red.
platoshrimp		#96	[-]
Posts: 2297 (01/29/09 5:02 PM) Lunateec Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	jane1958 wrote: you missed the chance to make her turn beet red. He also missed his chance to have a nice chat in Human Resources
CadyH		#97	[-]
Posts: 2278 (01/30/09 11:33 PM) Google is our friend! Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Which might lead to a date with someone in taht department.
GregBuisIsADick		#98	[-]
Posts: 18349 (02/04/09 11:01 AM) PEESITTER the Playgroper Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	So she has a couple of tats. She's got the first initial of her first name above her right wrist and she's got another tat which I haven't gotten a good look at yet on the back of her left arm above her elbow. I haven't seen these before because this is the first day she's worn short sleeves. I'm not a big fan of tats on chix, but at least I won't feel bad dickslapping her now.
buy one get one free		#99	[-]
Posts: 19317 (02/04/09 12:30 PM) today's special ... Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Male intern is already nailing HFI2. It's obvious.
GregBuisIsADick		#100	[-]
Posts: 18352 (02/04/09 12:33 PM) PEESITTER the Playgroper Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Wouldn't surprise me. Fucker is in a band. And let's face it: he's pretty easy on the eyes.

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