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kcmjester |
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I saw Citizen Kane the other night. It doesn't appear to be holding up for me any more.
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incrediblegobstopper |
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Who the hell names their sleds???
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lylenorg |
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Anyone heard from Buttsled lately?
Save a Cowboy, ride a Redhead.
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Downpuppy |
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No, but if you hum a few bars I can fake it.
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verminous countenance |
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I sometimes fake it, hust so I can get some sleep or get back to my video game.
NULLUS ANXIETAS |
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tadpolelives |
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I'm getting pretty good at that Guitar Hero game. I guess practice really does help!
I'd love it if you stuck your Willy Wonka between my Oompa
Loompas.
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kcmjester |
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God. I need to get laid.
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incrediblegobstopper |
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God. Jester needs to get laid.
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HarrDean |
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Pot...kettle
Google⢠is your friend |
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MsCatwoman |
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I had new living room carpet laid a few months ago and the seam FINALLY disappeared. Phew! I thought I was going to have to raise hell with the carpet store!
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sirjonsnow |
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But does the carpet match the drapes?
I ask you to kill Superman, and you're telling me you couldn't even do that one, simple thing. |
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buy one get one free |
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I only have one set of curtains and have removed the carpet from the main floor.
This may or may not be innuendo. |
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tadpolelives |
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Sara doesn't like it innuendo.
or in her end-o, I should say.
I'd love it if you stuck your Willy Wonka between my Oompa
Loompas.
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lordoftheprance |
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What was up with those damned Ewoks anyway?
The preceding message was a paid advertisement for Buns of Steel.
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incrediblegobstopper |
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I haven't had stir-fry for a while.
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tadpolelives |
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What a shit-stirring post, Gobby!
I'd love it if you stuck your Willy Wonka between my Oompa
Loompas.
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Majungatholus |
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*STOMP*
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lylenorg |
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If you travelled back in time and killed an ant would it affect your future?
Save a Cowboy, ride a Redhead.
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Downpuppy |
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Magic 8 ball says "Outlook Unclear"
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Wild Jazie |
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Last night, we 8 at my sons favorite restaurant.
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