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pleasepassthepork		#41	[-]
Posts: 10596 (07/10/08 4:14 PM) You test my cookies, I'll cook your testes! Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	buy one get one free wrote: Why is that chick standing like that? She looks like she's ready to bowl She clenching. loving you is like slipping into a warm bath
buttsled		#42	[-]
Posts: 327 (07/10/08 5:14 PM) Moms For Rockers Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I like to keep it scientific in the bedroom. Digital penetration and cunnilingus before mating, always.
schattupon		#43	[-]
Posts: 3137 (07/10/08 5:20 PM) Ass Ape Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	buy one get one free wrote: Why is that chick standing like that? She looks like she's ready to bowl Bowling for Dongs "What went wrong was everything." --Stunt driver Kenny Powers
Nancois		#44	[-]
Posts: 509 (07/10/08 11:52 PM) toucher coton Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Buttsled "mating" makes me think of lions on Wild Kingdom.
YurassRedux		#45	[-]
Posts: 5395 (07/11/08 7:25 AM) Shipoopi Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	anal cleavage makes me move down there
MsCatwoman		#46	[-]
Posts: 1653 (07/11/08 8:30 AM) Hobiephile Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	buttsled wrote: Digital penetration and cunnilingus before mating, always. Always??? :: puts on makeup ::
Sarawaraclara		#47	[-]
Posts: 12734 (07/11/08 8:49 AM) on a personal mission to be a cunt Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	No kidding. Can you teach the others??? Tell them both at the same time is great, too. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing...
kf59		#48	[-]
Posts: 2096 (07/11/08 9:48 AM) Boner Killah Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	<Buttsled> Dear diary, today was coitus and we commenced at 10:18pm. There was exchanging of pleasantries, some lingual manipulation and a stimulating degree frottage. We assumed a recumbent positioning and removed eachother's garments. We discussed mutually agreeable fantasies using graphic terminology. I detected a quickened response in my partner and commenced the obligitory digital penetration and cunnilingus to ensure proper lubrication and engorgement of clitoral tissue. At this point I mounted her in missionary position and engaged in rhythmic thrusting of my pelvis at a rate of 40 thrusts per minute, quickly increasing in position, velocity and acceleration in a calculus of pleasure. At 10:21 I achieved Le Petite Mort and detected an aneurysm in my right cerebellum. While I convulsed on the floor, my partner affected her own satisfaction with a Braun C632 rechargeable toothbrush at the default setting of 175 oscillation per minute. </Buttsled>
Malnathor		#49	[-]
Posts: 8124 (07/11/08 10:15 AM) I could put caviar in my ass crack Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	-Mal
Wild Jazie		#50	[-]
Posts: 3618 (07/11/08 2:06 PM) Lunatickled Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts
jane1958		#51	[-]
Posts: 27981 (07/11/08 2:31 PM) double trouble Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts
platoshrimp		#52	[-]
Posts: 1315 (07/11/08 2:43 PM) Lunateec Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	From 10:18 to 10:21? It's hardly worth getting undressed for. I'd just take my shoes off and hike up my skirt. Or if at night, I'd leave my pajamas on and just unbutton the trap door.
lylenorg		#53	[-]
Posts: 4690 (07/11/08 3:01 PM) Viable Strip Club Evangilist Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Unbuttoning the trapdoor is foreplay to some.
platoshrimp		#54	[-]
Posts: 1319 (07/11/08 3:28 PM) Lunateec Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Lyle is right. Unfortunately, foreplay is included in the three minute kf scenario. And it would be a Canadian to get the trapdoor reference.
jane1958		#55	[-]
Posts: 27991 (07/12/08 9:47 AM) double trouble Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I got it too.
platoshrimp		#56	[-]
Posts: 1324 (07/12/08 12:12 PM) Lunateec Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I admit that I was trying to stir the pot a little. I didn't think it was an age thing. I was mildly implying that way up there, in the vast frozen tundra, all the ladies wore flannel PJs with trapdoors.
buttsled		#57	[-]
Posts: 328 (07/12/08 2:19 PM) Moms For Rockers Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	"Dear diary, today was coitus and we commenced at 10:18pm. There was exchanging of pleasantries, some lingual manipulation and a stimulating degree frottage. We assumed a recumbent positioning and removed eachother's garments. We discussed mutually agreeable fantasies using graphic terminology. I detected a quickened response in my partner and commenced the obligitory digital penetration and cunnilingus to ensure proper lubrication and engorgement of clitoral tissue. At this point I mounted her in missionary position and engaged in rhythmic thrusting of my pelvis at a rate of 40 thrusts per minute, quickly increasing in position, velocity and acceleration in a calculus of pleasure. At 10:21 I achieved Le Petite Mort and detected an aneurysm in my right cerebellum. While I convulsed on the floor, my partner affected her own satisfaction with a Braun C632 rechargeable toothbrush at the default setting of 175 oscillation per minute." Don't forget the dirty talk! "Inform me that my penis is abnormally large!" "You are an unclean person who accepts money for sexual acts!" "I am proceeding to evacuate seminal fluid!"
Sarawaraclara		#58	[-]
Posts: 12755 (07/12/08 2:21 PM) on a personal mission to be a cunt Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	"Please do not cease what you are doing right now!" You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing...
verminous countenance		#59	[-]
Posts: 1987 (07/12/08 3:52 PM) nerdly anglophile Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	LOL, that was great effer. NULLUS ANXIETAS
PrisonFugitive1.survivorsucks		#60	[-]
Posts: 10 (07/12/08 4:34 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Malnathor wrote: -Mal hey

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