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kcmjester		#21	[-]
Posts: 2299 (07/09/08 2:30 PM) THE Poster of Record. Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	She sounds like a keeper. Still have her number?
CrayZHorse		#22	[-]
Posts: 4215 (07/09/08 2:44 PM) B.O.H.I.C.A. Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Nothing for ya here, but I have had a woman rip an air biscuit during the "O". That was kinda awkward. *"When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into its eyes, then jerk off in its face for good measure."*
tbone417		#23	[-]
Posts: 2085 (07/10/08 7:12 AM) Well Done Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	If she passed out after the sex, did you have to make your own sandwich? This thread made me think of the old joke: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace.
YurassRedux		#24	[-]
Posts: 5393 (07/10/08 7:28 AM) Shipoopi Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	why?
tbone417		#25	[-]
Posts: 2086 (07/10/08 8:22 AM) Well Done Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Because I used to date a girl who cried everytime she had an orgasm and it made me think of that joke.
YurassRedux		#26	[-]
Posts: 5394 (07/10/08 8:42 AM) Shipoopi Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I was actually asking for the punchline and I just realized you had written it already. My head ain't right.
TC		#27	[-]
Posts: 1 (07/10/08 12:09 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	...which is nice. (seriously, this whole board can go two days without finishing a caddyshack quote but yet 5 different people can find a dancing photo to represent "studded english cow grate" in 3.5 seconds?)
PrisonFugitive1.survivorsucks		#28	[-]
Posts: 6 (07/10/08 12:30 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Orgasms can have some crazy side effects. I wouldnt recommend screwing anyone 10 years old or younger.
incrediblegobstopper		#29	[-]
Posts: 26845 (07/10/08 2:07 PM) Satan's Little Helper Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	TC wrote: ...which is nice. (seriously, this whole board can go two days without finishing a caddyshack quote but yet 5 different people can find a dancing photo to represent "studded english cow grate" in 3.5 seconds?) They haven't received total consciousness yet.
jane1958		#30	[-]
Posts: 27965 (07/10/08 2:38 PM) double trouble Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Yurass have you seen the new Butt Bra ?
bangabong		#31	[-]
Posts: 3296 (07/10/08 3:03 PM) Depraved Masher Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Jane must be making some kind of obscure CaddyShack reference.
jane1958		#32	[-]
Posts: 27975 (07/10/08 3:07 PM) double trouble Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Nope, not that clever ! It's a new thing to shape the butt http://babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/archive/2008/07/09/the-bra-for-your-butt.aspx
bangabong		#33	[-]
Posts: 3299 (07/10/08 3:16 PM) Depraved Masher Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Wow, that's way better than some stupid movie.
jane1958		#34	[-]
Posts: 27977 (07/10/08 3:23 PM) double trouble Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	They are new, and come out of brazil. Going to be popular !
bangabong		#35	[-]
Posts: 3300 (07/10/08 3:25 PM) Depraved Masher Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	So many good things come out of Brazil. And by that I mean sexy Brazilian women. They are destined to rule the world.
buttsled		#36	[-]
Posts: 326 (07/10/08 3:25 PM) Moms For Rockers Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	That happens to me sometimes if we mate right when we wake up. It grows from a slight discomfort into a full on headache as I approach and cross the proverbial threshold. It can be dealt with with medicine, etc. but unless I have slept the next time we mate it happens again. Boooooooooo.
jane1958		#37	[-]
Posts: 27979 (07/10/08 3:29 PM) double trouble Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Yurass are you using the fake sweetners ? sometimes the one in the blue pkg can give you migraines. It's the one used in diet sodas too.
buy one get one free		#38	[-]
Posts: 18264 (07/10/08 3:41 PM) today's special ... Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Why is that chick standing like that? She looks like she's ready to bowl
Sweaty Butcher1		#39	[-]
Posts: 54 (07/10/08 3:44 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Buttsled -- I think your problems in that area stem from the fact that you use the word "mate" when referring to fucking. Eliminate that (as well as 'marital duty', 'sexual congress' etc.) from your vocabulary and you'll be good to go. I've Got Some Rage.
Cr0tch		#40	[-]
Posts: 849 (07/10/08 3:56 PM) l Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	BlackBook magazine offers further insight: "Anal cleavage has gained popularity this century God I love this country. We elect morons to our highest office, 80% of us are convinced there's an invisible man living in the sky, and we keep multi-century statistics on the popularity of anal cleavage.

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