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			<title><![CDATA[ Spoofs Team Rodman: The Outlaw(s) ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ (copied from original post at The Map Room)<br>I'm gonna have an outlaw spoofs team consisting of.... me. And anyone else who wants to pitch in. Or you can do it on your own, too. Just for fun. Imagine that!<br><br>I see I have 90 minutes to do the first challenge, making my medicine bag, with the following images.<br><br><br>Quote:<br>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br>Here are the items you are seeking:<br>1. stone<br>2. herb<br>3. fur<br>4.... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jun 2004 23:08:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ These past few months ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Some of you, especially those of you who would even bother to come in this forum, are probably wondering why, and you know what I mean. Well, I'm going to spill.<br><br>Something happened earlier in the year with which I was simply unequipped to deal. I did not really have anyone to talk to, and the people I did talk to either gave me bad advice or had ulterior motives. I tried various different ways of dealing with it, from compassion and forgiveness to just plain denial, but I could not... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2003 09:11:15 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Yo ST ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Tried emailing you but it got returned. I don't know if you still read this forum (Lord knows I don't!), but I'll give it a shot anyway. I just wanted you to know that you're a really cool person and I hope everything works out for you.<br><br>Stay well, and if there's anything I can do for you let me know.<br><br>Love,<br>Todd ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2003 21:44:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The Non-Belonger ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>&quot;...in every generation there are a few souls, call them lucky or cursed, who are simply </em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END-->born not belonging<!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>, who come into the world semi-detached, if you like, without strong affiliation to family or location or nation or race; that there may even be millions, billions of such souls, as many non-belongers as belongers, perhaps; that, in sum, the phenomenon may be as &quot;natural&quot; a... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2003 18:02:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Away with the buff and the blue, ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ and away with the cap and feather;<br>I want to see my lass who lives in Hexhamshire.<br><br>Off to the Sadie Skey and over the moss and the mire<br>I want to see my lass who lives in Hexhamshire <br><br>Her father loves her well, her mother loves her dearer;<br>I love her better than them both but, man, I can't get near her.<br><br>Off to the Sadie Skey and over the moss and the mire<br>I want to see my lass who lives in Hexhamshire <br><br>If only I could be lying there aside her<br>While I... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2003 14:14:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Balance ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I've determined that balance is the key to happiness. Everyone has a different formula. Some are comfortable with less money; some need to be financially secure all of the time. Some people don't feel like they need to exercise at all. Some people are happy staying at home, while others of us have wanderlust.<br><br>Any element or behavior which throws us out of balance is an act of self-destruction. Describing something as either good or bad for us is useless. Aside from the basic morals and... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2003 23:29:18 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Brief intermission... oh man this is still funny. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso.swf">The joys of Soy Sauce!!!</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><div class='signature'>_____________________<br><strong><br>Come for the conversation, stay for the Jesus-tits.</strong><br><br><br><img src="http://members.cox.net/purgy/st.jpg" style="border:0;"><br><br><br></div> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2003 11:42:14 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ ALLRIGHT ALREADY THAT'S E-FUCKING-NOUGH! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ If you're reading my vacation thread, sign here. I'm going apeshit trying to figure out why the view count is so high. I ain't looking at my thread except to post in it. This is driving me bugfuck.<div class='signature'>_____________________<br><strong><br>Come for the conversation, stay for the Jesus-tits.</strong><br><br><br><img src="http://members.cox.net/purgy/st.jpg" style="border:0;"><br><br><br></div> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2003 00:19:24 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ My California Vacation. -- WOO HOO!!! DONE!!! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I'm reserving this spot for my memoirs of my twelve days in California. I'll be working on it bit by bit. Right now I'm too damn tired to start. Crotchl put my ass in a 30 day coma.<div class='signature'>_____________________<br><strong><br>Come for the conversation, stay for the Jesus-tits.</strong><br><br><br><img src="http://members.cox.net/purgy/st.jpg" style="border:0;"><br><br><br></div> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2003 16:13:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Code Words ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ For an assignment at school, I was told to write a short story in the standard linear fashion, and then re-tell the same story in a non-linear fashion. (2-3 pages each)<br><br>The only premise was this:<br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>&quot;It was a beautiful day and I took my dog for a walk. We found ourselves in the woods and all of a sudden I noticed that he is not following me anymore. He seemed to have disappeared right in front of my eyes.&quot;</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jan 2003 20:00:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ No idea what to do for my 5K. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Any ideas? ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 16 Dec 2002 00:13:33 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Parking Lot Forehead vs. Chicken Neck Chomper ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Parking Lot Forehead and Chicken Neck Chomper square off, setting their feet. They watch each other closely, preparing to react at the slightest move from the other.<br><br>Parking Lot Forehead: <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>You are good, Chicken-san. But you have fatal flaw.</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--><br><br>Chicken Neck Chomper: <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>It is true that I can be blinded with glare from your forehead, but a flaw it is not.</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--><br><br>Parking... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 01 Nov 2002 01:22:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ New plan for getting off caffeine. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I enlisted the help of one sirjonsnow in beginning a negative reinforcement regimen to get me the hell off of caffeine. For every cup of coffee/tea, any excedrin or aspirin with caffeine in it, I have to do twenty of a certain awful plyometric exercise I hate. I also do not get to watch the Simpsons, or play Diablo on that day.<br><br>Also, as extra incentive, we decided that if I drink caffeine, sirjon does not get laid. I do not want to do that to my friend, so I'm going to do my part to... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 05 Oct 2002 20:11:31 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Personal dilemma. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ The problem I am about to relate to you is keeping me up at night, making me feel tired and tense, and is also keeping me from revealing a startling secret about Alkabong that I learned the very instant I met her. So give me some damn sympathy (or make fun of me, either way).<br><br>I have a friend who has a lot of problems right now. I'm trying to be &quot;there&quot; for her, but after months of listening and giving advice, I've come to the conclusion that she lives in an alternate reality.... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Sep 2002 17:31:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ I've been slacking... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ but with good reason. I shall return to my story and reveal a very shocking secret about Alkabong this weekend.<div class='signature'>_____________________<br><b>Come for the conversation, stay for the Jesus-tits.</b><br><br><img src="http://members.cox.net/purgy/st.jpg" border="0"><br><a href="http://pub95.ezboard.com/bbabyducksareevil" target="_blank"> Click here... you know you want to...</a></div> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Aug 2002 09:33:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ I am a dope fiend. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Before I continue with my witty and insightful PhD-quality thesis concerning a drunken orgy with some posters, and before revealing a shocking secret about Alka which none of you could possibly guess, I have to admit to as many people as possible that I am an addict. I have a huge problem, it is not going to go away on its own.<br><br>I am addicted to caffeine.<br><br>I try to quit. I try to cut back. I go into withdrawal, I jones for it, I get back on the bean. It's ruining my stomach,... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Aug 2002 13:40:18 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The Contestant, pp. 1-53 (out of 128) ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ INITIAL THREAD TITLE: Saved for future 3333 post<br><br>INITIAL POST: Ok, call me gay, gay boy. I don't care.<br><br><br><br>NEW POST...<br><br>Here is a 128-page script that I finished two years ago. I started sending it out to Hollywood agents, but stopped soon after, realizing that there was a MAJOR problem with the female lead's character - mainly her Motivation (for doing what she did). It's just not as believable as I envisioned in my head. However, if you can get over this flaw, I... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Aug 2002 11:01:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Wow. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I managed to draw all of my beta boy-bitches to this forum.<br><br>The subtitle is now appropriate. With the exception of Bluey, of course, what with my obvious lack of high heels and miniskirt and push-up bra and Adam's apple.<div class='signature'>_____________________<br><b>Come for the conversation, stay for the Jesus-tits.</b><br><br><img src="http://realitysucksboard.homestead.com/files/st.jpg " border="0"><br><a href="http://pub95.ezboard.com/bbabyducksareevil" target="_blank"> Click... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jul 2002 18:20:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Guess what? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Time for a bitchfest.<br><br>I'm out of shape.<br><br>My back kicks suck.<br><br> I thought I was getting laid off, maybe I'm not, but maybe I am, and maybe I'm the only one getting laid off, and I won't find out until next week, so I spin my fucking wheels.<br><br>My ass hurts.<br><br>I test for blue in six weeks. As if.<br><br>My house is a mess. <br><br>Snowy thinks I'm hot.<br><br>And my fucking blood sugar was high, AFTER Tae Kwon Do class. What the hell is up with that? I do that shit... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jul 2002 21:37:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ I have met &quot;board people&quot;. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I am not my nic. Neither are you.<br><br>What follows is my perspective on the most psychologically risky thing I've done in years: driving to Toronto to meet &quot;board people&quot;.<br><br>First, let's look at our community. I did a fair amount of online research to help me with this labored piece, and I found plenty of articles relating to online communities; but I have to say, none seemed to apply to us. We're different somehow. How many times has this happened throughout history:... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jul 2002 19:25:52 GMT</pubDate>
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