http://realitysucks.yuku.com/forums/19 en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Thu, 07 Jun 2007 23:44:06 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://realitysucks.yuku.com/forums/19 Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5543/t/Elry-.html feeds@yuku.com (Alkabong) http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5543 Tue, 10 Jan 2006 02:48:18 GMT http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5544/t/The-Moderator-episode-4-part-1.html

Hobie : Previously on The Moderator: Gobbie and a mysterious stranger hatched a plan to take down Hobie Laptaka. A part of the plan centers around Bogof's Twat scrapbook which was stolen by the mysterious stranger. Terry Shivao entered the picture as a possible love... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (elryano2) http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5544 Sun, 17 Apr 2005 22:16:29 GMT http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5545/t/The-Moderator-episode-2-complete-pg6.html The first episode is too big, so im chopping it up and will post the second part on Wednesday.

Here is how I did this, before every challenge I put a peice of paper with 'boys' written on it and one with 'girls' written on it into a hat and drew out who would win, and then for the losing team everyones name was put in the hat, three were drawn, the first would be the Project Manager, then those three would be redrawn and thats how I come up with each boot, then I just figure out... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (elryano2) http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5545 Mon, 07 Mar 2005 15:39:06 GMT http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5546/t/RY10K-The-Moderator.html I thought i would have time to have this ready before I hit my milestone and then came the Oscars thread. So I didnt get to finish it, but I need something for my milestone post, otherwise Alka will throw me into the hole for thirty days. Its what happens to naughty boys that skip milestones.

This is not a real game, Ill be writing the whole thing, I have the first eight episodes plotted out, I hope to complete this and not leave it unfinished like Reality Sucks, my poster meet... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (elryano2) http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5546 Thu, 03 Mar 2005 03:13:40 GMT http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5547/t/As-Reality-Sucks-season-2-episode-3-.html
The first episode is weak, but I had to move the soap from where it was to bring in all the new characters, so ignore this eppy, tommrow is where it starts getting good, at least I hope... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (elryano2) http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5547 Wed, 19 May 2004 02:41:37 GMT http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5548/t/Ry5k-As-Reality-Sucks-Season-2.html
So here you go a prelude to season 2, starts Monday Night, everyone is in it, if you have an idea for your character let me know, otherwise you are... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (elryano2) http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5548 Wed, 16 Jul 2003 12:38:42 GMT http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5549/t/the-second-RS-sitcom.html
*opens on GBIAD's kitchen, he's making a bowl of cereal, he accidentally drops the spoon onto the floor, he looks down at it with disgust, then picks up spoon with top of fingers, a grimace on his face, and tosses it into the garbage can*

Gbiad: And thats the end of... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (elryano2) http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5549 Sat, 14 Dec 2002 00:00:13 GMT http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5550/t/Messageboard-Friends-The-RS-sitcom-eppy-2-up-.html
So here ya go suckers!!!

*opens on Joxy's Tavern,inside Gbiad,Hobie,Alka,,Becca and Stace are sitting on the sofa in the middle of the tavern,... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (elryano2) http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5550 Wed, 04 Dec 2002 01:46:38 GMT http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5557/t/As-Reality-Sucks-9-10-02.html
Kucha: Im nervous, Stace.

Stace: Don't be Kucha, our country might be on elevated alert, but I don't think you have anything to worry about.

Kucha: what...no...no, not that. I mean with the whole BNY/YNO scheme we are pulling, I just feel nervous about the whole thing.

*Stace ignores him and continues eating her... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (elryano2) http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5557 Tue, 10 Sep 2002 23:00:37 GMT http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5556/t/A-R-S-E-9-09-02.html
elry finds an almost perfect plot device... one that gets rid of the need to be a perfect speller. "... a language that was invented before somebody got the smart idea to invent the vowel... "

Wrtpish dfgklj!!!!

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Scene 2-- At the Hospital

GBIAD has gotten coma-toes from wearing pink pumps too much. Jackie and Jimmy talk about pulling the plug on GBIAD. Stay tuned for the next episode:

feeds@yuku.com (Alkabong) http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5556 Tue, 10 Sep 2002 11:47:20 GMT http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5558/t/As-Reality-Sucks-9-09-02.html
*Opens on the outside of an abandoned church,its foggy, the sounds of owls and the chirps of crickets can be heard, the camera starts to move... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (elryano2) http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5558 Mon, 09 Sep 2002 23:14:29 GMT http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5542/t/Coming-this-Wednesday.html *the following trailer is recommended for all ages*

*black screen*

Announcer: This summer prepare to go back.

Voice: Whe have a seriel killer in out mist, if we dont find the killer soon, we'll all be dead.

*as voices continues something starts to come into focus*

Voice: Dont die dad, please come out of the coma.

Voice: Are you sure we should break them up, Im getting second thoughts.

Voice; No, Im sick of seeing their stupid sappy... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (elryano2) http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5542 Mon, 24 Jun 2002 18:00:39 GMT http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5559/t/Question-for-everyone-.html
And this isnt me fishing for compliments either.


I was planning on writing a few episodes of As Reality Sucks during the next few days of work, as work is slow and boring, but I just wanted to make sure that people want to see more of it.

I mean I normally judge how over a thread is of mine by the replies and the last two episodes have been met with a 'meh'.

I dont like beating tired jokes into the ground(witness the very sporadic Janet Reno or Dick... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (elryano2) http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5559 Fri, 21 Jun 2002 01:47:12 GMT http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5560/t/El-s-Reality-Sucks-News.html
El: Welcome to the news. Lets get started.

The Pipe Bomb suspect, Luke Helder,21, plead guilty to the making of 18 pipe bombs that were placed in mailboxes across 5... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (elryano2) http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5560 Thu, 09 May 2002 01:30:09 GMT http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5555/t/A-R-S-E-4-27-02.html
GBIAD gives a spirited performance as he makes his way to Heaven. Doing this in an April sitcom will make it a Spring board in his posting career.
Jackie Oh does a moving "secret mother" scene eerily reminiscent of Helen Mirren's role in Gosford Park, telling me that elry really likes those ensemble cast productions best. I can tell feeds@yuku.com (Alkabong) http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5555 Sat, 27 Apr 2002 21:35:23 GMT http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5561/t/As-Reality-Sucks-4-27-02.html
Anyway to get u up to date on this eppy, Greg is in a coma, there is only one thing that can save him, but its not been revealed yet, Jimmy, Greg;s son, is torn up over this and is sliding into depression, and Jackieoh, Gregs' doctor has a terrible secret.

*Opens on a hospital room, GBIAD is laying on the bed, Jimmy, his son, is sitting beside the... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (elryano2) http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5561 Sat, 27 Apr 2002 15:55:23 GMT http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5552/t/A-R-S-E-03-10-02.html .......the flashbacks continue......what a long, strange trip its been

Scene 1: at the Police Station

........While being interrogated by JEDGAR and Mickey, Colbster is revealed as Don-Key-Ho-ttie
........Elry uses the word Jackass (giggle) in the first sense of... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Alkabong) http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5552 Mon, 11 Mar 2002 13:34:28 GMT http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5562/t/As-Reality-Sucks-03-10-02.html

*opens on the interrogation room of the Shores End Police Department, Colbster is sitting at the table, across from her is Jedgar, who looks tired and frustrated, behind him, leaning against the wall is Mickey*

Jedgar: look Ms. Cheese, this is, what, the fourth time this week you've brought in after being accused of a crime?

Colby: Yes.

Jedgar: And on all... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (elryano2) http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5562 Sun, 10 Mar 2002 20:04:03 GMT http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5554/t/El-Alka-etc-.html ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Hobie Lapatka) http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5554 Tue, 05 Mar 2002 08:58:16 GMT http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5551/t/A-R-S-E-02-20-02.html flash.....another flash
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Scene 1: School Hallway, 1990
...YNO learns to Keeper her Trapper shutter
...Kucha makes a passing remark about his special scene getting edited and he's anally resentive
...BNY notices that they live in a classless society
...stacefrog...is whe too mean.... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Alkabong) http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/5551 Wed, 20 Feb 2002 11:29:20 GMT