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			<title><![CDATA[ Yick! Open soda! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ So the beanz and were leaving the food store and it&#39;s all hot and gross
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so I grab one of those Cokes you see in the fridges at the register for us
<br>
to share, I try not to let em have the sugar too often. I
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totally drank from it first, it had been opened, I didn&#39;t catch it. It
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was flat and nasty and I was all wait the thingy was broken...
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I could barf!
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			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 18:01:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Carib Lager - Unmitigated Skunk Piss ]]></title>
			<link>http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/17673/t/Carib-Lager-Unmitigated-Skunk-Piss.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Last week I went into my friendly neighbourhood beer store to pick up a 6-pack of Corona because, not only do I like the ladies, but I enjoy drinking beer made
for them as well.  Anyhoo, they were out of Corona and the lying cunt behind counter had the gall to suggest I pick up something called Carib Lager because
&quot;it tastes pretty much the same.&quot;  Sure it does.  In much the same way that snot-covered broccoli that has been marinated in untreated sewage and
tampon juice tastes... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 09:40:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Is There Some Special Frau Trick for... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ ...ensuring that you never break the yolk when cracking eggs in preparation for frying them sunnyside up or am I simply dreaming the impossible dream? ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 11:23:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Frittata! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ My neighbor just brought me a hot fresh frittata. Onions, green peppers, potato, black olives and a bit of sausage all in egg. Kind of an Italian omelette. She's from Italy and this thing is just too damn good.<br><br>Besides, anything with Tata in it must be good, right?<div class='signature'><span style="font-family:century gothic; color:gray;font-size:medium;">Nullus Anxietas</span></div> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 20:09:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Recipes ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>SPINACH CASSEROLE</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END-->&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp <br><br>1 can golden mushroom soup<br>1 egg<br>1-1/2 cups grated sharp cheese<br>1 tsp. grated onion<br>1 box frozen spinach (well drained)<br>1/2 cup melted butter<br>1 pkg. prepared stuffing mix (Stove Top)<br><br>Combine first 6 ingredients. Mix well. Mix in stuffing mix. Turn into a greased casserole dish and bake uncovered in a 325°F oven for approximately 30 minutes. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 17:18:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Gayest candy bar of all time ]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 15:33:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Food for one week the world ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb291/johanan_rakkav/Food%20for%20One%20Week/oneweek010.jpg"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Chad: The Aboubakar family of Breidjing Camp 685 CFA Francs or $1.23 </strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb291/johanan_rakkav/Food%20for%20One%20Week/oneweek009.jpg"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Bhutan:... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 14:21:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Hellmann's Trivia! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-size:small;"><br>Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.<br><br>This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 17:10:54 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ cheese bacon ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Has anyone else noticed how every single fast food advertisement lately is proclaiming either &quot;MORE CHEESE!!!&quot; or &quot;EVEN MORE BACON!!!!!!&quot;? There are literally burgers with five slices of cheese and seven strips of bacon. It's like there's an all-out competition to see who can stuff the most cheese and bacon into a food product.<br><br>How perfect for a nation filled with stupid fat fucks. This is disgusting and makes me want to grab a giant zucchini and beat the next obese... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:18:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ FDA Issues Warning on Cantaloupes ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ WASHINGTON (AP)  People should throw away cantaloupes from a Honduran manufacturer believed to be linked to a salmonella outbreak, the government said Saturday.<br><br>The Food and Drug Administration issued the alert for the melons from Agropecuaria Montelibano. Grocers are advised to remove from their stock any cantaloupes from this company. People should check with stores to see if recently purchased cantaloupes came from Honduras.<br><br>So far, 50 people have become sickened in 16... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 00:06:37 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The price of milk ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ No, not some shitty New Zealand film, I'm asking how much you pay for milk. Here it's been higher for a few months, it's up to $2.69 right now.<br><br>I hear that's low compared to some places, so how much is it where you are?<div class='signature'><br><br><img src="http://hollygrafix.com/sjsbanner.jpg"><br><br><strong>Please explain to me the scientific nature of the whammy.</strong></div> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:39:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The Best Brownies in the Entire Universe ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ This is a question mostly for the southern women on board, though someone else might know the answer as well.<br><br>This weekend I had the best brownies in the entire friggin universe. They had a thin layer on top of pecans, butter and brown sugar. Anybody ever make them or know the recipe? They are the awesome-est brownies you will ever eat in your entire life.<br><br><br><br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 19:43:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ I don't like slow food ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I didn't manage to get to the store before it closed yesterday, and it's closed today. I really don't want to have Spagetti-Os for supper, because that's so gross. The kids love fastfood, but I hate it. Plus today most of them are closed, I think.<br><br>There's actually a truck stop about a half hour from here that has good food. Breakfast, lunch or dinner 24 hours a day. So I asked the Mood Monster if he wanted to go there after we pick Rockhead up from work this... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 18:17:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ My dinner tonight ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ No beers. No anti-depressants. No chips or cheetos.<br><br>Now that I know what it isn't, I gotta figure out what it is.<div class='signature'><br><br><i>I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.</i></div> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 19:36:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Organic? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Do you do organic?<br><br>I see from the caffeine thread that Crotch swills only organic coffee, I drink only organic Diet Coke -- well, maybe DC is destroying me organically, from the organs out. But I do tend to buy mostly organic chicken and eggs these days and I've long bought organic peanut butter for the child who eats so many pb&amp;j's. (I did that mainly because the organic pb doesn't contain transfats.) I've bought organic milk a few times but it's so expensive and my kids aren't... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 11:29:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Lite jazz with onions ]]></title>
			<link>http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/3727/t/Lite-jazz-with-onions.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Today at lunch I went to this little sandwich place in the neighborhood. While I'm in line this guy storms in all pissed off and demands a refund because he got onions on his sandwich when he'd specifically asked for no onions. He actually said that he threw out the entire sandwich rather than just picking the onions off. The dude was totally rude and demeaning to the workers and treated them like they'd just ass raped his mother. I mean, is there some kind of deadly onion allergy going... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 21:58:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Culinary misadventure ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I love smoked oysters, and I love steak.<br><br>So last night I decided to combine the taste. I made a steak with sauteed portabello mushrooms and smoked oysters.<br><br>Luckily once I scraped the oysters off the meat, it was decent. But damn.<div class='signature'><br><br><i>I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.</i></div> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 15:22:18 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Breakfast of champions ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ So if you're under 40 and have already been hospitalized twice (that I know of) for heart issues, what do you eat for breakfast?<br>Well, if you're the annoyance I share this office with:<br><br>2 candy bars<br>1 bag of chips<br>1 bottle of ice tea<br>1 yogart<br><br>..and it's only 9 am. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 08:54:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Sometimes you toss the salad, sometimes the salad tosses you ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ What's the deal with excessively leafy salads? Ever notice how it's impossible to eat them without splattering dressing all the hell over your shit? It cannot be done! You might as well be chewing up legal size sheets of paper covered with salad dressing. This is an epidemic and it must be stopped. It's a matter of physics, really: most salad ingredients are light and floppy...therefore coating them with thin or runny dressings and attempting to stuff a forkful into your mouth while staying... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2007 19:38:24 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Is there a such thing as &quot;Canadian food&quot;?? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Besides beer?<br>I've never seen a Canadian restaurant.<br>I've even seen Ethiopian restaurants and they don't even have food in that country. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jul 2007 10:50:13 GMT</pubDate>
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