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			<description><![CDATA[ :: waves :: hello <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif"> long time no speak... how y&#39;all doin&#39;? ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ What is this place? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Hi. <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif">
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:40:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Christmas cards of truth............ ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/jane1958/xmas/ahmad.jpg" alt="image">
<br>
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<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/jane1958/xmas/emo-xmas-sm.jpg" alt="image">
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/jane1958/xmas/happy.jpg" alt="image">
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<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/jane1958/xmas/Fun1.jpg" alt="image">
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<img... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (jane1958)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 08:29:54 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Survivor 20: Heroes &amp; Villains, with you-know-who! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Starts Feb 11
<br>
More later,
<br>
<br>
There are NO medivacs.
<br>
<br>
Richard Hatch couldn&#39;t get permission from his PO to be a part of it.
<br>
On Natilie Bolton, she was there and eventually cut on location.
<br>
&quot;Jenna Morasca was indeed out there on location, interviewing (thats all) ...
<br>
btw, it&#39;s VILLAINS vs Heroes, not the other way around. <em>Who cares? not me</em>
<br>
<br>
Not asked- Eliza, Ami, Bobby Jon, Tyson, Judd, Katie...
<br>
Rafe was asked but had to... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Wild Jazie)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 22:23:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ I saw 14 inches last night ]]></title>
			<link>http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/19866/t/I-saw-14-inches-last-night.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p>And this morning I am shoveling it.</p> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Glenda Yenta)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 11:59:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ I saw Vagina last night in 3D ]]></title>
			<link>http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/19865/t/I-saw-Vagina-last-night-in-3D.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ So THAT&#39;S what all the fuss is about. I give it two thumbs up.
<br>
<br>
-Mal
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 16:50:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Christmas music ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <strong>The Cherry tree</strong> joan baez
<br>

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<strong>Joan Baez - Please Come Home For Christmas... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 12:47:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ I saw Avatar tonight in 3D ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Story was kinda preachy and meh, but my god, the special effects were spectacular!
<br>
<br>
3D is the only way to view this movie. 
<br>
<br>
I&#39;m going to do my damnedest to see Alice in Wonderland in 3D too.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ We saw &quot;Sherlock Holmes&quot; last night ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ We loved it. It started out a bit slow but gained momentum until I was exhausted from seeing all the ways they extricated themselves from the danger they were
continuously put in. The finale may give people with vertigo problems. The best thing is all the unbelievable things you see in the film were explained by the
end.
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			<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 09:49:15 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Christmas santas ]]></title>
			<link>http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/19861/t/Christmas-santas.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <a target="_blank" href="http://www.smileygenerator.us"><img src="http://www.smileygenerator.us/community/uploads/1260335483.CR-DrDeisel-VisitWithSantaAlt.gif" alt="image"></a>
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<img src="http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll143/i_love_kelly39/funnysanta.jpg" alt="image">
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<br>
<img src="http://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo318/manisholidays/funnysanta.jpg" alt="image"> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (jane1958)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 09:45:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ HOW IS BABBY FORMED? ]]></title>
			<link>http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/19860/t/HOW-IS-BABBY-FORMED-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <a target="_blank" href="http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf">Can&#39;t stop laughing!!</a>
<br>
<br>
work safe
<br>
<br>
-Mal
<br>
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Malnathor)</author>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 10:17:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Happy holidays you fucks ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ poop ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Viking Pete)</author>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 02:00:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ My Gift to All of You!! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <font style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" size="5"><strong><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">This is so funny.....<span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">MERRY CHRISTMAS!</span>!
<br>
 
<br>
Type in any Christmas song and see what the <a title="little puppets"></a><a title="little puppets" target="_blank" href="http://www.sundog.net/carolofthechins/flash/card.swf">little puppets</a> do.  Also, type in any non-Christmas song (I typed in Happy Birthday) and... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Cady)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:47:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ DEXTER FINALE ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ OMG....I can&#39;t fuckin BELIEVE it. Holy shit holy shit HOLY SHIT!!
<br>
<br>
John Lithgow best get an emmy nod for this season.
<br>
<br>
-Mal
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:41:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Top Secret!! Hobies Twitter Feed ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ If Hobie had kids that is...<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays">http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays</a>
<br>
<br>

<blockquote>
  <span class="status-body"><span class="entry-content">A mule kicked Uncle Bob once. Broke his ribs. He punched it in the face.. My point? You have an ingrown
  fucking toenail. Stop bitching.</span></span>
</blockquote>
<br>
<br>

<blockquote>
  <span class="status-body"><span class="entry-content">Remember this: you&#39;re just a lucky fucking... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 21:31:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Christmas personal style ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ All in fun.........
<br>
<br>
Bob
<br>
<br>

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    &#39;Twas The Night Before Christmas
    <br>
    <br>
    &#39;Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the
    <br>
    annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence,
    <br>
    kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (jane1958)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 10:45:45 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ FINALLY! A rap video that I can understand all of the lyrics to. ]]></title>
			<link>http://realitysucks.yuku.com/topic/19854/t/FINALLY--rap-video----understand----lyrics--.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p align="center">WARNING!!
<br>
<br>
LYRICS ARE NSFW!
<br>
<br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/AE4zF36dPxE&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;autoplay=1&amp;fmt=22">http://www.youtube.com/v/AE4zF36dPxE&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;autoplay=1&amp;fmt=22</a></p> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Hobie Lapatka)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 10:30:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ i agree ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <br>
Its been a pretty good season thus far.
<br>
<br>
Russel us my idol.....i&#39;d like to wear him around MY neck.....oh....wait....homoeroticism is still taboo in this culture.
<br>
never mind....
<br>
<br>
Boobs.....boobs...boobs.......
<br>
<br>
Decided to use words you guys could understand..... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Arthur Vandelay)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 09:31:28 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Title Sarah Palin's Book! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Check out this website. I&#39;ve been laughing for 40 minutes.  The contest is over, but the entries are priceless:
<br>
<br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.leftake.com/diary/858/2009-caption-contest-retitle-sarah-palins-book">http://www.leftake.com/diary/858/2009-caption-contest-retitle-sarah-palins-book</a>
<br>
<br>
I thought maybe we could continue the contest here. Here&#39;s my contribution:
<br>
<br>
<u>Beyond the Palin: A Whiter Shade
<br>
<br></u><img... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:09:28 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Holy Taco! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Is this a great site or what?
<br>
<br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.holytaco.com/tribute-men-staring-boobs"><font color="#534042" size="5">A Tribute to Men Staring at Boobs</font></a>
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/1%20boob%20stare.jpg" alt="image">  
<br>
<br>
<br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.holytaco.com/25-awsome-homeless-guy-signs"><font color="#534042" size="5">25 Awesome Homeless Guy Signs</font></a>
<br>
<br>
<img... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 11:01:08 GMT</pubDate>
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